Elliott Morgan

Typical man's man.

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Tonight’s toast goes out to how we call cigarettes a girly, female version of cigars. Which makes sense because they’re far more dangerous and stronger in many ways. And they’ll kill you if you have many more than one.
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People ask me, ‘What are you most proud of?’ I think I’m most proud of the fact that I moved here. I tried it. Nothing happens unless you set the wheels in motion. So to me, that was everything — whether those wheels squeaked a lot or didn’t move sometimes didn’t matter. I could walk home from a comedy club at three in the morning, no money, after I bombed in front of four Dutch sailors and was like, ‘Yes!’ I loved … every … minute … of it.” Jon Stewart

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