Anonymous asked: Who would win in a fight: a bear with no arms or a blind lion? Why?
A blind lion, because that bear is gonna be loud, and the lion ain’t gonna need those eyes when his claws sink into the armless shoulder blades of Pooh.
Anonymous asked: What do you call your haircut?
Apparently the technical term is “undercut.” I prefer “Macklemorgan,” but I’m biased.
Anonymous asked: Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs, and that’s obvious.