A SEXTUPLED-STUFFED OREO IS TOO MUCH EFFIN’ CREAM.
That’s right. I said it. And the colors… what’s with all the food dyes? I get that food dyes are an essential part of mass-marketed sweets, but that’s SO many dyes. And why are you taking “pride” in this cream-filled cookie impostor? AND WHAT THE CRAP IS HAPPENING ON JUNE 25TH?! IS THAT WHEN YOU RELEASE THESE VILE MONSTROSITIES?
I AM TOTES BOYKAWTIN OWEO