Look, this is a vlog. You don’t have to watch it. I won’t be hurt. Nor do you have to reblog it. I mean, no scrawny guy with a pedo-stache has ever had an illegally-filmed vlog go tumblr-viral. Such a thing would be unheard of. I’m not going to compare it to Obama’s election in 2008, and what that meant to America, because such a comparison would be in poor taste. But I will hope. And I will change. And your decision to engage in my cyberworld of rants and existential tendencies is solely yours. And whatever your decision may be, remember… America.